“Who said it?” Trivia game from our Family Textbook 11


Whether or not you backed us on Kickstarter, you’d probably find our Family Textbook hilarious. It’s a book of, you guessed it, our family group text. If you didn’t back us on Kickstarter for $50 or more, you won’t be getting one, but you can still read about what you’re missing . If you did back us, your book should be done in about a month.

We will definitely not be posting any more examples here because our Kickstarter post used up the only PG-rated text we had. In fact, when I was searching my computer for texts, I just searched on the word “fuck” and I came up with such an unmanageable number that I had to change my search terms to “fuck!” and “monkey”.

Ronda had made so many politically incorrect and profane (but very funny) comments, that I suggested we replace her name  with a fictitious sister named Taniesha, who would get all of the blame, either that, or everywhere Ronda had texted anything replace it with “monkey, monkey, monkey” because I thought that was more amusing than “redacted”.

Howler monkey from Aztech Games

I thought it would be amusing to play a game here and see how many people can guess correctly out of me, Ronda, Jenn, Maria, Julia and Dennis who said what. Put your answers below and the person with the most correct answers will get an autographed Ronda poster and an autographed 7 Generation Games poster – which happen to be 2 random things in my closet. If we get a lot of correct answers, I’ll have Cal pull a name out of a hat.

Put your answers in the comments below.

Who said it

Obviously, all of these are taken out of context. Some of these conversations were about raising a seed round while others were about … well, you’ll have to get the book.

  1. Eggplant is nasty and a liar because no egg is involved.
  2. I would think it would involve at least a plane, an alarm clock and whatever the female equivalent of an eggplant is
  3. Most people’s family mass texts consist of things like are you going to X random family member’s birthday party … they aren’t usually about jet lagged sex organs.
  4. It’s a nice prison, it has Starbucks.
  5. I have actually been in jail, but not lately.
  6. I’m pretty sure I have never expressed my true feelings about ducks in his presence.
  7. … my uterus thought I went into the future
  8. … teach him to fight? He’s an EMBRYO for God’s sake!
  9. The guy has a crab on his head.
  10. Never make any assumptions about someone you meet on the internet
  11. Wait, did you just reply angrily to yourself?
  12. I knew I birthed humanity’s savior
  13. “I know where you buried the body.” Then it’s a relief when it’s not about the person they murdered.
  14. Is she armbarring the dog ?
  15. It helps me make money, what does it do for you?

When I am not making up random quizzes, I make games that teach math and history. Check out Aztech: The Beginning. It’s cool now and available for iPads, free, even , but by the end of next month, thanks to our Kickstarter backers, it will be even better and we’ll have a second game out in the series.


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11 thoughts on ““Who said it?” Trivia game from our Family Textbook

  • Taísa Machado

    Oooww I want that poster soo bad,I love Ronda so bad, I even love YOU so bad, lol pleease!

    Here we go

    1- Jenn
    2- AnnMaria
    3- Maria
    4- Julia
    5- Dennis
    6- Maria
    7- Jenn
    8- AnnMaria
    9- Ronda
    10-Dennis
    11- Julia
    12- AnnMaria
    13- Ronda
    14- Jenn
    15- Ronda

  • Fred Kvek

    Eggplant is nasty and a liar because no egg is involved. — Julia
    I would think it would involve at least a plane, an alarm clock and whatever the female equivalent of an eggplant is – Ronda
    Most people’s family mass texts consist of things like are you going to X random family member’s birthday party … they aren’t usually about jet lagged sex organs. — Definiitely Ronda
    It’s a nice prison, it has Starbucks.- Jenn
    I have actually been in jail, but not lately. – I think Maria is the wild card here
    I’m pretty sure I have never expressed my true feelings about ducks in his presence – Dennis.
    … my uterus thought I went into the future – Maria, she’s the one with the kids, right?
    … teach him to fight? He’s an EMBRYO for God’s sake! – Jenn
    The guy has a crab on his head. – Julia, definitely Julia
    Never make any assumptions about someone you meet on the internet – AnnMaria
    Wait, did you just reply angrily to yourself? – Ronda
    I knew I birthed humanity’s savior – Of course it’s AnnMaria
    “I know where you buried the body.” Then it’s a relief when it’s not about the person they murdered. – Ronda
    Is she armbarring the dog ? – Ronda
    It helps me make money, what does it do for you? – AnnMaria

  • Andrew Garcia

    This is great. Hope I get this.

    1. Julia
    2. Dennis
    3. Maria
    4. AnnMaria
    5. AnnMaria
    6. Ronda
    7. Jenn
    8. Maria
    9. Dennis
    10. Jenn
    11. Maria
    12. AnnMaria
    13. Ronda
    14. Julia
    15. AnnMaria

  • Aaron Green

    1. Julia
    2. Jenn
    3. Maria
    4. Ann Maria
    5. Dennis
    6. Ronda
    7. Ann Maria
    8. Jenn
    9. Ronda
    10. Jenn
    11. Julia
    12. Ann Maria
    13. Dennis
    14. Maria
    15. Ronda
    Ronda’s book was an inspiration not just for me, but for my daughters and my wife who cumulatively are her biggest fan. Learning about your family’s struggles and how closely you stuck together through them was a brilliant exclamation of how a family should be. We have a wall dedicated to her five posters in our home. Hopefully I got lucky and can add an autographed poster to that wall.

  • Foozball

    1. Ronda
    2. AnnMaria
    3. Maria.
    4. AnnMaria because she likes coffee
    5. Jennifer because I think she has a secret past
    6. Dennis one of these must be Dennis
    7. Julia
    8. Ronda
    9. Dennis
    10. Ronda
    11. Ronda
    12. Must be AnnMaria talking about Ronda
    13. Maria
    14. AnnMaria
    15. Dennis

    Pick me!

  • lisa

    Ahh, so tough! Here goes:

    1. Jenn
    2. Ronda
    3. Maria
    4. Dennis
    5. Annmaria
    6. Ronda
    7. Jenn
    8. Maria
    9. Julia
    10. Annmaria
    11. Dennis
    12. Jenn. I’m torn between Jenn and Maria, I’ll go with Jenn.
    13. Ronda
    14. Ronda
    15. Julia
    16. Jenn

  • flora

    1. Jenn
    2. Ronda
    3. Maria
    4. Dennis
    5. Annmaria
    6. Maria
    7. Maria
    8. Ronda
    9. Julia
    10. Annmaria
    11. Dennis
    12. Maria
    13. Ronda
    14. Ronda
    15. Julia
    16. Jenn